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One Toothy Smile... for a Price
The last time I was there,
she scrubbed and scraped
poked and prodded
flossed and fussed
asked me questions
and seemed to understand
my mouth-filled speech,
draped an x-ray proof
jacket upon me
left the room
to "take pictures"
stuffed my mouth
with a fluoride tooth tray
again left the room
called in the physician
who poked and prodded
gaped and nodded
examined the pictures
and stated quite satisfied,
“Your teeth are fine!”
Upon checking out,
the receptionist announced,
“That’ll be $400.00, please,
and would you like to make an appointment
for 6 months from now?”
I’ll return...
when my tooth aches
more than my wallet.
© Jeanne I. Lakatos